Like most men I like to receive that kind of attention.
But strange or funny things can happen, even in safe practice.
My first one was with my fiancée — it was her first experience. Discovering this pleasure was very nice. But at the end, when the fireworks started, she did not know what to do and choked a little. The fireworks exploded everywhere: her room, her hair, the walls, my shirt. Trying to clean everything before her mother entered the room.
My fastest one was with a girlfriend a few years later. She was typing at her computer and as a joke I thought to myself, I will show her what I’ve got when she turns her face in my direction. She just opened her mouth and a few seconds later it was finished — possibly caused by the stress of her parents upstairs.
My most traumatic one: my girlfriend told me she wanted to try something. I was always open to trying new things — at that time, at least. She tried to put my index finger inside her cheek between her teeth. This resulted in a scratch from a broken sharp tooth, and blood. That was the last time I let someone experiment on me.
My best one — that will be in another entry.
Picture of the day: another masterpiece by Royo.
